I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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