If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
