We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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