love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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