"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It was confusing and full of hummus
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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