listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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