why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
YAS. BRING CRAB.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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