The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i permit you to call me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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