Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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