I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
