sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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