I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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