Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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