wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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