is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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