I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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