I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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