Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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