belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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