I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I don't think brook has ever known best
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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