Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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