After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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