Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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