Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
