he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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