what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
