now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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