Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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