i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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