Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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