I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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