she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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