I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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