I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize