suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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