these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
