Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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