where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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