All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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