Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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