You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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