There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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