I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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