Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm getting married
To pizza
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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