By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
