lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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