I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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