Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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