I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
