just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
how does that bad decision feel?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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