remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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