I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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