He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
